Dear Mariachi Vargas,

Dear Mariachi Vargas,

Oh my GOD! You guys totally ROCK!!! I totally didn't know that mari-whatchya call it was SO cool. I mean way awesome. I loved your outfits... but don't you think you should get some new pants? they all looked too small. Then again, tight pants on guys is way in right now. That concert was even better than watching Speedy Gonzales on tv. By the way, can you guys play the speedy gonzales song? that would be so cool.

My favorite song was El Pastor. What does that mean in english? I don't speak mexican. I mean spanish. Wait. Huh? Anyway, when what's-his-name started singing that song, i thought it was totally cool. I couldn't understand the words because you were singing in some other language or something. Well, at first i thought he was a woman. but then i realized that's just how you guys sing and that's way cool. Anyway, my favorite instrument was the little harpy-thing. It was so cute, like a toy! Can i have one? I also liked the big fat guitar thing. What's it called? The guitar-one? Whatever, it was just so BIG. i mean really BIG. You have really big.... hands... if you can play that. All you guys are So hot. Well, some of you are a little old, i guess, but that's cool because you're rich and famous and mariachi is just way cooler than i knew. Anyway, it's way cooler than banda. although the banda guys we played with... what's their name? Banda Recorder? Well, they seem pretty hot and rich, too, so, i guess it's a tough call. But their pants aren't as tight.

Well, from the oboe section, everything sounded really awesome. I will totally play oboe for you anytime. I came home after the concert and listened to your CD for like 2 hours. Let's hang out. I bet you like tacos. Oh my god!!! Can i have your autographs? Can i have your babies??

Later, guys! Have fun! See you next time in Mazatlan,

xoxoxo